Fresh Kicks - A Laxer's Essential 04/05/2011
Damn it feels good to be a laxer. It feels even better to get out of the uniform and put on a pair of fresh kicks... Honestly if you don't own a pair of high tops yet, then you really are missing out. Not just a simple trainer, these have substance, style and are comfy to boot. No real downside, and unless you are rocking a pair of flops cos it's Summer (which we can fully understand) then their really is no excuse for you not to pur-chase yourself some Fresh Kicks.
I mean think of the alternatives... Boat Shoes (yes sometimes), Trainers (for the gym bro), smart shoes (we ain't at work)... we digress.
Official Definition:
Kicks
noun-uncountable
1. Shoes (See: "those are some pimp kicks!")
2. Doing something for fun
Kicks
noun-uncountable
1. Shoes (See: "those are some pimp kicks!")
2. Doing something for fun
With the wonders of the Internet we can source the UrbanDictionary.com definition of "kicks" and this site helpfully tells us that they are in fact shoes. As an alternative we are offered the solution that "kicks" is also referred to as doing something for fun. Apparently that's a shortened version of "kick ass". Does that not tell you something already? After all what is life but a playground for the laxer? Adding "Fresh" to the title is just one further dimension, like you want to rock out with a clean cut look. Keep it smart, keep it tidy, and make sure there's no dirt. After all sporting a pair of scruffy shoes will only say negative things about the owner.
Vans, Adidas, Nike, Puma have all developed their own versions of the High-Top. Origins can be linked to the Basketball Fresh Prince of Bel Air generation...
"The high-top is a shoe that extends significantly over the wearer's ankle. It is commonly an athletic shoe, particularly for basketball. It is sometimes confused with the slightly shorter mid-top. Examples of basketball shoes that are high-tops are ConverseChuck Taylor All-Stars; NikeAir Forces 1, 2, and 3; ReebokFreestyle and BB 4600 and Nike Hyperdunks. Others include skateboarding sneakers, such as the Supra Skytop and Society and the Vans Vault Hi Fi LX."
Ever seen Entourage? Turtle is a collector of Fresh Kicks... and even goes so far as to hunt down limited edition signature editions. Now we're not suggesting going so bespoke or toppy on your first adventure... but certainly try them out. After all, at worst you've got some better ankle protection. That's less chance of pulling a ligament, more Lacrosse, less time on the sidelines. Functional. How do you like them apples?
"The high-top is a shoe that extends significantly over the wearer's ankle. It is commonly an athletic shoe, particularly for basketball. It is sometimes confused with the slightly shorter mid-top. Examples of basketball shoes that are high-tops are ConverseChuck Taylor All-Stars; NikeAir Forces 1, 2, and 3; ReebokFreestyle and BB 4600 and Nike Hyperdunks. Others include skateboarding sneakers, such as the Supra Skytop and Society and the Vans Vault Hi Fi LX."
Ever seen Entourage? Turtle is a collector of Fresh Kicks... and even goes so far as to hunt down limited edition signature editions. Now we're not suggesting going so bespoke or toppy on your first adventure... but certainly try them out. After all, at worst you've got some better ankle protection. That's less chance of pulling a ligament, more Lacrosse, less time on the sidelines. Functional. How do you like them apples?
Comments
BFF
07/12/2011 4:55pm
This website is gay.
